Geez, I don’t know why I’m writing this. Yah, I’m just bored out of my mind. What’s up? Oh, yeah, that’s what I want. Want to chat?

Animals, what’s up with the messages like this? Seriously, they’re nonsense!

ATTENTION ANIMALS OF ALL KINDS!!! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO YOU ALL!!! PLEASE LISTEN!

We all know AU has changed. PLEASE WRITE ON MY WHITEBOARD and tell me if you’re the DATING TYPE, the TEXT TALK TYPE, the TYPE THAT USES PICS OTHER THAN ANIMAL PICS, the BABY ANIMAL TYPE, the PARENT TYPE, or the TYPE THAT TRIES TO REACH AU’S GOAL (TAKES CLASSES, LEVELS UP, ETC), or if you’re a MIX BETWEEN SOME TYPES. Please TELL THE TRUTH! You will NOT GET IN TROUBLE AT ALL if you are any of these types!

Oh, I forgot to add something:

NO HUMAN PICS!

(By the way, when I said no baby animals I just meant no baby animals that would be “too young to level up or take classes or do any AU things” and “that need parent{s} that is/are careful and very patient” or whatever. Regular working-to-do-what-they-should baby/young animals are perfectly FINE)

Ok, I’m fine for now. Believe me, I’ll speak more later. I’m not done.

ALRIGHT. I’m gonna make this nice and simple.

NO SPEED-DATING!

NO TEXT TALK!

NO BABY ANIMALS!

NO CRAZY DATING!

NO DOING ANYTHING EXCEPT WHAT ANIMAL U IS MADE FOR!

Thanks.

Yo.

Hey. As you know, it’s me, Mason. Quite a while eh? Well, just here to say hi to all my awesome friends. Good news, I got a new dog. ^{^ Her name is Caramel (Which, you probably don’t care…). Well, she’s new here, so please add her. ^} Just click her picture at the bottom. Thanks! ‹3 Love you all.

Dear Friends,

I agree with Mirage, Rain, etc. . . .

What the HECK happened to ANIMAL UNIVERSITY!? It’s out of control… in a certain way. I mean, this isn’t a ZOOSK for Animals! This is a “VIRTUAL” College for Animals! Stop leaving because you can’t find a Boyfriend/Girlfriend, or because no body wants to speak to you. Stop posting those Human pictures of “yourself” that you find of people on the internet [ and you don’t even have the heart to credit them ] and you say, “THIS IS ME, AND THIS IS HIM”. And another one of the things I hate that has spreading across AU is the Celebrities. Stop making BIG TIME RUSH AND ONE DIRECTION. AND STOP FLOODING MY FRIEND’S LIST WITH 57 NAMES ALL IN ONE PET! You can just make 6 Pets that are all in a Pack, you know, without making them all ONE PET.

And please, peoples, use correct Grammar and Spelling. I don’t care if you’re on your iPad or iPhone, and that’s the reason you tlk lk dis. Be more professional, and stop making AU a big mess! A couple of years ago, like Mirage said, AU was peaceful, friendly, and full of nice ol’ dogs that wanna Chat with you 24/7! But now, it’s like Pets don’t wanna speak, they just want to talk to their Friends, they’re constantly fighting and arguing, there are pitiful 1 day old Puppies joining AU, although this is a College [ I don’t mind if your Puppy is 6-7 Months ]. This ISN’T a nursery where people can Adopt Puppies! Nor is this a site where you just marry someone after the day you meet them. I mean, you can date someone after a day you meet them, but at LEAST get to know them, and don’t try to make AU feel sorry for you because your stupidity got you broken up with [ no offense ]. And who cares if you say, “AU is AU now, deal with it.” Because I can’t. This was the reason I lost interest in AU. Because the population of ignorant Pets are increasing.

Sorry if you were offended by this message, Furiends… See you…

~ Feather.

Yeah, what did happen to AU? I agree with Rain. What happened to all those animals who’s goals were to become the Big Animal On Campus? Now AU isn’t Animal University anymore. It’s Animal U love me or not to most animals here now. Where did all this dating come from? This is college, not Romance Resort!

Dear Friends,

Since I have TONS of Friends that don’t want me to leave… I wont. Although I spent tons of time transferring my Items to another Pet. I guess I’ll have to do it all over again!

Love,

Feather.

P.S. Sorry for the false alarm, guys.

Hey animals!

Sunkist, an orange-and-white kitten needs some caretakers. If you want a kitten and would make sure you took good care of one, click Sunkist’s picture above to get to know her!

~ (Admin.) Mint

Hey! Me and Katherine Eve’s are making a pretty cool story you should check it out? Here

Hello, Furiends…

I’m afraid to say, I, Feather, am leaving AU.

I’m going to be leaving, probably coming back, but I don’t know. My Owner is deleting my Account, which means, everything, including my Classes, Levels, and Degree, is going to be GONE.

Sorry Friends, it’s just that, my Owner doesn’t have the time to keep up with all of her Pets. And she might be Deleting even more Pets as well… So, Sorry, I don’t know if I wanna leave or not…

:(

Sincerely,

Admin. Feather…

Hey animals!!

I’m back from my long vacation! I missed all of you so much and I’m very glad to be back! I’m so sorry I didn’t warn you that I was leaving ahead of time, though. My mom surprised me with the vacation, so I didn’t know until after.

Because I missed you so much, I hope I can spend some time with you whenever you’re available! I haven’t been on AU for a while, so I’m really, really looking forward to it! Please write to me on my whiteboard so we can chat and hang out a bit!

Yours truly,

(Admin.) Mint

Dear Furiends,

I am Deleting all of my PETS, except for Feather and Nova. So if your Pet had a Crush/was Dating one of the Pets I am deleting, PM me and we’ll try to work it out.

~ Admin. Feather Tail.

JOIN MIRAGE ON JOIN ME!!!!!!!!!! CODE:169-385-045 ITS GONNA BE BIG

Hello!

Anyone want to Role-Play in the ‘Forest’ in Rathskeller?

Hey, Ma Furry Friends!

Anyone wanna Role-Play?

~ Admin. Feather

Hey animals!

My friend, Sunset, is single and looking for the guy that will provide her love and compassion! If you think you’re that guy, click Sunset’s picture above! Breed doesn’t matter!

Hello single male wolves!

A female wolf named Elexus Jones is single and looking for the guy right for her! If you think you’re just the guy, click her pic to get to know her!

~ (Admin.) Mint

Hey Furiends,

Great. While my Sis was gone to the store, my nephew rolled off of the Bed and landed on his neck. Thank God he didn’t break it. And now, when my big Sis was about to fix up my hair, he was playing with the empty juice jug, and when he slid it across the linoleum floor and busted his lip, and his top tooth got pushed back in his gums. But surprisingly, he’s okay, not crying like he was when he first fell and busted it. But we’re STILL going to the Hospital…

Does this REALLY have to happen on the day before my B-DAY?

...

Well, when I get back {before an Hour, hopefully}, any one wanna RP? {Sighs}

Have a Pawfect Day.

` Admin. Feather

ppl wats up w/ the tex tlk it really gets annoyin kk ann i thought tex talk got bannd from au

Seriously! What is up with text talking? If it’s because you’re on your tablet or iPhone or whatever, that’s a pretty lame excuse because I always can write correctly even when I am on one of those!