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Monday, February 06, 2012

Spotlight on Socrates Wisenheimer

Q. Dr. Wisenheimer, what made you study philosophy?

A. Reporters care about what, when, and why. I only wanted to know who, so I became a philosopher.

Q. Is it true, all owls are wise?

A. I can’t speak for all owls, but my father was certainly wise. He discovered how many licks it takes to get to the Toosie-Roll center of a Tootsie Roll.

Q. I’ve heard you love music. What’s your favorite band?

A. That’s easy, “The Who”.

Dean's List

  • Lily # 84712
  • Megan #85233
  • Flarepaw #84530
  • Justin #85487
  • Jay #84926
  • Jessie #85241
  • Shiner #83336
  • Paws #77270
  • Midnight #83218
  • Nightshade #84095
  • Stratford & Jonah #82754

Rover's Report

Animals Dunk Polar Bears!

The Grizzly U Polar Bears were frozen out by the AU Animals in this week’s bobsled competition. Now that’s slick, Animals!

Woof & Wail

Summer Story...

By Summer

When I Got A Family

I was wandering around AU one day, when I met a wolf named Dawn. She asked me if I wanted to be her child. I was looking for parents, and I knew she was the one. I immediately responded a ‘Yes’. She turned out to be the nicest wolf on here and I loved her!

A few days after that, I adopted a husky pup – Midnight. She was kind, cute, and lovable and we bonded quickly.

My mother got a boyfriend, Storm, and right after that, I got a child named Jake. He was a border collie, and the best boy in the world.

I met James and went on a few dates, but he broke up with me, so I’m single and looking again. I still take care of my children, and I always visit my mom when were both online. I still have a good family – One that I deserve.

Audrey's Dish

Circle-audrey

Each One, Bring One!

Hey All! I’ve missed seeing you lately, since Augie is usually on, I’m not. But I wanted to talk to you anyway about the fun we have here and what’s coming up next!

The BIG NEWS is that we will have the MASTER’s DEGREE in a matter of weeks. This will give those of you who have already earned your Pet Degrees a chance to take more fun classes.

What’s extra special is you will have to trade with other Animals for many of your Class Supplies. I think this will just add to the fun at AU and make it even more social!

Many of the Classes will be VIDEO CLASSES! This is something new for us and that’s what’s taking so long… So please be patient! : ) TTYL,Audrey

Virtual Online Pet and Animal Game

Free virtual pet game lets you meet new friends, play free online games and compete. Shop for virtual goods, enter contests, and enjoy social games with pet lovers. Join this virtual pet world to share cute puppy photos, cute cat photos, cute animal stories on forums. Play in a cool virtual world, socialize and make friends with other virtual dogs, virtual cats, virtual horses, and other virtual pets.