
Q. Dr. Wisenheimer, what made you study philosophy?
A. Reporters care about what, when, and why. I only wanted to know who, so I became a philosopher.
Q. Is it true, all owls are wise?
A. I can’t speak for all owls, but my father was certainly wise. He discovered how many licks it takes to get to the Toosie-Roll center of a Tootsie Roll.
Q. I’ve heard you love music. What’s your favorite band?
A. That’s easy, “The Who”.







